The Twilight Movies Suck.

I was gonna write a long rant about why the "Twilight" movies suck, but it's been done by everyone and their mothers (with the exception of those damn "Twilight Moms". While I'm on the subject, if it was a bunch of 40 year-old MEN screaming about how much they wanted to bone a 17 year-old GIRL, somebody would call the damn cops. And women bitch about double standards. Tsk, Tsk, ladies!), so I changed my mind, and I'm not going to do it. Other, funnier people have already said it better than I can.